Sunday, 3 April 2011

Quick and dirty One-Liner riddles

Answer to last puzzle: The letter "e", the most common letter in the english language, does not appear at all throughout the paragraph!

Below are a set of quick and short one-liners that I hope y'all can hit off in rapid-fire fashion. They all have witty answers so try your best!


1. Buffalo have been shown to have more hair on one side rather than the other. Which side has more hair?
2. There is a book which at one time was owned only by rich people. Now everyone can have it, but it usually isn't for sale and can't be borrowed from the public library. What book is it?
3. 1999 dimes are worth almost $200. Why?

4. A teacher had sixteen students, and all but ten quit school. How many students did he have left?
5. A woman is shot, held under water for five minutes, and hung, but a short time later she goes to dinner with the man who did all this. How is this possible?
6. How many blocks of stone did it take to complete one of the pyramids?
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35 comments:

  1. Fang3 April 2011 at 01:47

    1. the one side
    2. the bible?
    3. 1999 dimes = $199.90 = ~$200
    4. six
    5. probably some terrible, food-related puns
    6. too much?

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  2. Jay3 April 2011 at 01:59

    my brain

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  3. MrBunni3 April 2011 at 02:42

    I'm not very good at this, but 5 might be that they're both actors. 4. Might be that he's not a school teacher but something elso, so he has all his students left.

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  4. Endless3 April 2011 at 02:56

    wut wut?

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  5. Choms13373 April 2011 at 03:15

    hehe Fang you are epic :P

    very nice post :)

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  6. tissue rejection3 April 2011 at 03:30

    Fang beat me to it

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  7. BTN Hip Hop3 April 2011 at 04:02

    man those sure do wreck the mind

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  8. Cory3 April 2011 at 04:49

    I'm terrible with these things. :(

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  9. CandleintheDark3 April 2011 at 05:42

    Great post :) I googled like a cheater

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  10. Dudemeister3 April 2011 at 05:51

    1. I'd say the top half.
    2. A checkbook?
    3. 1999 * 10ct = $199,99
    4. If all ten that are left are students of his, 10
    5. I don't know
    6. 1, the last one, which completes it.

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  11. Unknown3 April 2011 at 06:23

    way to early for me today to solve any kind of riddles
    cheers

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  12. Brandon Sample3 April 2011 at 06:56

    number 4 is 10 students not 6.

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  13. Andrew3 April 2011 at 07:12

    1. The outside of it :S
    2. Phonebook
    3. Because there is 1999 of them.
    4. 10
    5. Describes the processes of taking a photo
    6. The last one

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  14. Fix PC Games Admin3 April 2011 at 07:27

    mind blown seriously but I guess 6 students left

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  15. The Old Master3 April 2011 at 07:56

    My mind is blown as well...

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  16. Everyday Normal Guy3 April 2011 at 08:18

    This is too hard :(

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  17. LoneIslander3 April 2011 at 08:27

    What fang said lol

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  18. Jordan Vargas3 April 2011 at 10:23

    I'm puzzled already.

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  19. Sean3 April 2011 at 10:34

    Andrew wins

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  20. consuela bananahammoc3 April 2011 at 12:21

    I'm too dumb for this shit :D

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  21. FargoThunder3 April 2011 at 13:04

    yeah the money 199.90
    bible
    one side
    i cant think of any funny puns for the girl with a date thinger haha

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  22. ChicagoTaste3 April 2011 at 13:04

    there's 10 students. all but 10 means they all quit but 10 of them.

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  23. Sphyrix3 April 2011 at 13:40

    like Princess Consuela. Too dump for his shit

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  24. G3 April 2011 at 13:55

    I'm with Fang

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  25. PvtCarlin3 April 2011 at 15:01

    I'm pretty much stumped. All of these answers elude me because I am a man of science; not sarcasm.

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  26. Anonymous3 April 2011 at 16:04

    I use quick and dirty one liners all the time too... lay-dees! :P

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  27. ed3 April 2011 at 16:47

    i be completely confeused

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  28. Mattiaj3 April 2011 at 16:55

    These are pretty fun, I'll be sure to check them out everyday, I love puzzles! Stop by our blog sometime!

    http://floridaweddinginformation.blogspot.com/

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  29. Nope3 April 2011 at 16:59

    Well, I know I can get 4 right, too early for the rest.
    4. 10 of course ;)

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  30. Electric Addict3 April 2011 at 19:03

    the letter e? well played lol

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  31. Joel C Anatoli3 April 2011 at 20:02

    Why isn't everyone posting their answers at the comments section?

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  32. Stef Pelgrims3 April 2011 at 22:51

    to hard for me :=(

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  33. The Game Store Guy3 April 2011 at 23:18

    1. The side that they do not sleep on.
    2. The Kama Sutra.
    3. 199.90 roughly equals 200 due to rounding
    4. 10
    5. She's a witch.
    6. Alot...I believe tens of thousands.

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  34. vashrave4 April 2011 at 18:47

    oh heck no. my brain is not in teh mood. thanks

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  35. djwlox4 April 2011 at 19:56

    i should have known at least a few of these. guess i only knew 1 though

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