Alright now that we've had our fun, back to our regularly scheduled programming...
I've always had a fascination with drug rehab centers. Specifically, I wonder how they work and how they heal people... dare I say effectively? Can anyone use "drug rehab" and "effectively" in the same sentence? I don't know. I just think drug rehab centers are cool. Actually, I read a news article recently about how this one facility for drug rehab in South Florida has like an incredible turnover (incredible for a rehab center anyway) and people go through it, and get healed in very little time...
Sorry guys, I digress! Here's a drug rehab riddle for you guys:
A man enters a facility for drug rehab in California one day. He leaves the next morning, completely clean. How?
he was clean to begin with?
ReplyDeleteHe was the night security guard?
ReplyDeleteHe was clean to begin with, or he took a shower. Or he works there (so already clean)
ReplyDeletehe was drunk
ReplyDeletehe works there
ReplyDeleteI am also going for security guard.
ReplyDeleteHes a cleaner?!
ReplyDeleteI'm going with the more morbid "he died" therfore no longer using.
ReplyDeleteHe got visited by Aliens with very efficient drug-cleaning tools.
ReplyDeletei would guess he works there.
ReplyDeletehe should have been clean before entering, i think..
ReplyDeleteHe never did any drugs?
ReplyDeletehe accidentally realized "noway I'm clean"
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ReplyDeleteYeah, he was already clean. Way too easy.
ReplyDeletenightshift it is
ReplyDeleteHe either took a shower or worked there. They both make sense.
ReplyDeleteI'm gunna go with nightshift as well.
ReplyDeleteHe was just visiting :P
ReplyDeleteYep, I'm going with all of the above (showered / works there / just visiting).
ReplyDeleteSure they work, but the addict always come back.
ReplyDeleteHe was taking tiger blood, a drug so strong, reality just becomes clean.
ReplyDeleteAstronomy Pirate stole my answer.
ReplyDeleteLol Astronomy Pirate, #winning
ReplyDeleteCame in drunk, sober in the morning.
ReplyDeleteMy friend was recently released from rehab..he relapsed almost immediately :(
ReplyDeleteHe took a shower
ReplyDeletesomething with alcohol
ReplyDeleteHe died or he worked there :D
ReplyDeletehe is the doc
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking he took a shower.
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ReplyDeleteHe was doing it for attention?
ReplyDeleteLol, nice blog! Following!
I'm guessing that he works there?
ReplyDeleteits because he's charlie sheen
ReplyDeleteI love reading your puzzles but they are some toughies.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with he worked there
ReplyDeletelike to be puzzled
ReplyDeletetook a shower?
ReplyDeletehe was clean from the beginning
ReplyDeleteHe cleaned up.
ReplyDeletehe have a shower
ReplyDeleteHe was already clean
ReplyDeleteDude your riddles are always good. Enjoy them alot.
ReplyDeleteshower for sure
ReplyDeleteI'm also going to have to go with nightshift. But my first thought was shower. Haha
ReplyDeleteHe has strong mental fortitude, and realized addiction was a mental condition, haha.
ReplyDeleteAgree with previous posters, he works there.
ReplyDeleteOr, rapid detox, which can do this but really should be accompanied with addition treatment, not a quick release back to the outside world and the old habits that surely await.