Saturday, 26 March 2011

Auto Insurance

Answer to last riddle: Put 2 gloves on one hand; operate on patient A. Remove one glove; operate on patient B. Reverse the removed glove before putting it back on the hand; operate on patient C.

Easy! Lots of you guys got it, which is great =D.
Alrighty, time to take a break from answering riddles (I know you guys are burnt out from thinking so hard and coming up with all these great answers) so I present to you... Auto Insurance Jokes!

Best Auto Insurance Excuses
1) The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. 
2) The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle. 
3) I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.
4) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
5) The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
6) As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.

7) I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. The telephone pole was approaching fast.
8) I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end.
9) An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
10) I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my hand through it.
11) To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
12) A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran him over.
13) I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.

**Tip for students buying auto insurance: Always do auto insurance price comparisons! Shop around like you would for groceries or plane tickets. Get free online auto insurance quotes before you even think about pulling your money out. As students, we pay some of the highest premiums in the country for our auto insurance!**

And one last joke:
Fire Sale
A man wanted to buy some auto insurance for his car, so he went to the auto insurance company and asked for the list. 
First there was anti-fire, which has a $200 premium. Then, there was anti-theft, which had a $150 premium. At the end, he noticed that there was a anti-fire and anti-theft policy for only $50!
So, he asked the receptionist, 'Why in the world do you price the auto insurance policy for two problems less than that for one problem?'
So, the receptionist replied, 'Because nobody steals a burnt car.'


  1. lol that receptionist is such a smart ass

  2. Good response by the receptionist.

  3. This was a very informing post I will use this knowledge for real. haha Thanks.

  4. haha, that last one tickled me!

  5. HAHa he didn't know which way so I ran him over!

  6. Ahahaha. A welcome break from feeling stoopid for not being good at riddles :( Lol :D

  7. paying for insurance is the only thing keeping me from driving!

  8. lol at number 11! deff following!

  9. maybe you should stick to riddles... :P

  10. Hahaha, these are fantastic.

  11. LOL number 7 is my favorite xD
    the darn things that people say to auto insurance.

    hahaha funny joke

  12. I'm awfull with insurances :D I would def get ripped off :P

  13. Awesome blog man! Keep up the good work! It will pay off!

  14. insurance are very usefull but sometimes i just think they're just ripping off people.

  15. haha awesome post.. I hate insurance.. such a useless thing

  16. Great jokes man... looking forward to more posts from you. Followin!

  17. As a college student who is about to purchase a car, this was really helpful! Following :)

  18. lol funny

  19. i dont have to pay insurance cause i have no car

  20. Funny stuff, but where's the riddle?
    No riddle today?

  21. lol. thanks for the jokes.

  22. i wonder what kind of look a judge would give me if i used any of these excuses