Sunday, 27 March 2011

Drug Rehab

Alright now that we've had our fun, back to our regularly scheduled programming...

I've always had a fascination with drug rehab centers. Specifically, I wonder how they work and how they heal people... dare I say effectively? Can anyone use "drug rehab" and "effectively" in the same sentence? I don't know. I just think drug rehab centers are cool. Actually, I read a news article recently about how this one facility for drug rehab in South Florida has like an incredible turnover (incredible for a rehab center anyway) and people go through it, and get healed in very little time...

Sorry guys, I digress! Here's a drug rehab riddle for you guys:

A man enters a facility for drug rehab in California one day. He leaves the next morning, completely clean. How?

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  1. he was clean to begin with?

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  2. He was the night security guard?

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  3. He was clean to begin with, or he took a shower. Or he works there (so already clean)

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  4. I am also going for security guard.

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  5. I'm going with the more morbid "he died" therfore no longer using.

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  6. He got visited by Aliens with very efficient drug-cleaning tools.

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  7. i would guess he works there.

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  8. he should have been clean before entering, i think..

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  9. he accidentally realized "noway I'm clean"

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  11. Yeah, he was already clean. Way too easy.

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  12. He either took a shower or worked there. They both make sense.

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  13. I'm gunna go with nightshift as well.

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  14. Yep, I'm going with all of the above (showered / works there / just visiting).

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  15. Sure they work, but the addict always come back.

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  16. He was taking tiger blood, a drug so strong, reality just becomes clean.

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  17. Astronomy Pirate stole my answer.

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  18. Lol Astronomy Pirate, #winning

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  19. Came in drunk, sober in the morning.

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  20. My friend was recently released from rehab..he relapsed almost immediately :(

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  21. I'm thinking he took a shower.

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  23. He was doing it for attention?

    Lol, nice blog! Following!

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  24. I'm guessing that he works there?

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  25. its because he's charlie sheen

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  26. I love reading your puzzles but they are some toughies.

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  27. I'm going with he worked there

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  28. Dude your riddles are always good. Enjoy them alot.

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  29. I'm also going to have to go with nightshift. But my first thought was shower. Haha

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  30. He has strong mental fortitude, and realized addiction was a mental condition, haha.

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  31. Agree with previous posters, he works there.

    Or, rapid detox, which can do this but really should be accompanied with addition treatment, not a quick release back to the outside world and the old habits that surely await.

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