Answer to last riddle by tissue rejection: The other two men could have heard or seen the murder except that Joe was listening to music and is blind, while Jim was reading a book and is deaf.
Haha, I know it's a tricky one! It kinda pulled information out of the blue. And it makes you feel cheated, but riddles can be tricky like that!
The next one is about surgery, which reminds me, how friggn many types of surgery are there? Laser eye surgery, cosmetic surgery, laser hair removal surgery, facelift surgery, lipo surgery (liposuction), facial cosmetic surgery, bariatric surgery... Lately there was an article in the Metro (a free daily newspaper publication here in Vancouver) called Plastic surgery: It's a guy thing. Basically it talks about how tons of men are getting tummy tucks and face lifts and eyebrow transplants and stuff like that. Some study done by the American Society of Plastic Surgeons showed that rates of cosmetic surgery are rising in men. I don't even know what to think of that!
A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the scene, but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son!" How can this be?